"Can I see your phone?"
“Yeah, hold on.”
when in reality they look like this:
and i’m just sitting there like:
i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.
contrary to popular belief, youre not actually a better fan of something if you blatantly refuse to give any form of critical thought towards it
I honestly hope Leonardo DiCaprio wins an Oscar so I won’t have to see 50 derivations of the same stupid ass post for the next year.
bugs in animal crossing
Me for all of high school
if lupita nyong’o loses the oscar to jennifer lawrence i’m staying abstinent for the rest of my life bc if i have sex there’s a possibility i could get pregnant and i don’t want my children living in a world where lupita nyong’o lost her oscar to jennifer lawrence
Can we put that on a billboard somewhere?